That sad mad scientist, Dr. Trulaine
did a bad, bad thing with his talented brain
Late one night, he hatched a plan
He used the things that he had on hand...
He took the joystick from a video game
the dashboard from a Chevrolet
14 feet of purple wire
one entire Maytag dryer
seven rusty rollerskates
half a box of Frosty Flakes
all to build his dark and dreadful dream:
The Brat Machine
The Brat Machine
Have you ever seen what happens to a kid
when they shut the lid of The Brat Machine?
a flash of light
a puff of smoke
a sound so loud
A smell so gross
The lid pops up
the kid pops out
whining and moaning and griping and groaning
and pacing and pouting and stomping and shouting and
"That... (ha ha ha ha ha)
is what you call a brat!"
The Brat Machine
The Brat Machine
Be a smart kid, don't do like Donny did
Keep away from the Brat Machine
Never talk to strangers
Donny should have known
He was a nice sweet boy who picked up his toys
He was walking home from school alone
Dr. Trulaine stood at the door of his grim laboratory
"Come inside for some lemonade and you can see the thing I made!
A magic box of my own design, it will make you feel so fine
Very good! That's right! Now let me help you climb inside..."
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He took the joystick from a video game
the dashboard from a Chevrolet
14 feet of purple wire
one entire Maytag dryer
seven rusty rollerskates
half a box of Frosty Flakes
all to build his dark and dreadful dream:
The Brat Machine
The Brat Machine
Have you ever seen what happens to a kid
when they shut the lid of The Brat Machine?
a flash of light
a puff of smoke
a sound so loud
A smell so gross
The lid pops up
the kid pops out
whining and moaning and griping and groaning
and pacing and pouting and stomping and shouting and
"That... (ha ha ha ha ha)
is what you call a brat!"
The Brat Machine
The Brat Machine
In case you're wondering, everything's okay now
Dr. Trulaine was arrested and tried and has truly chaged his way now
Donny's is himself again, no longer crass and cruel
all it took was a little love
and six long months at a military school
The Brat Machine
The Brat Machine
Be a smart kid, don't do like Donny did
Keep away from the Brat Machine
